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by chxjdjshsusvygii January 3, 2021

monte carlo

1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.


2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.

A merkin brought a monte carlo to monte carlo and got beat by a 1960's mini cooper.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Monte Kano

Gets easily frustraded and inpatient.
Really cool and hawt!
Gets VERY annoyed with smart asses and doesn't like assholes.

<%Monte_Kano> ...
* %Monte_Kano feels like jumping off a cliff
* @Numerical saves Monte_Kano
<%Monte_Kano> ok

by Monte_Kano September 11, 2004

Monte Lickey

Monte Lickey is usually the redneck/hillbilly way of saying Malt Liqour. Such as a 40oz.

Ey, bubba, you wanna get me some monte lickey?

by Bakerboy282004 August 22, 2011

del monte

1. Repeatedly making the same mistakes while soaking them in a sugary syrup of self-indulging naivete for public consumption.

2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.

3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.

1. Girl: I didn't sleep with Enrique again because I wanted to. He needed me.

2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.

3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.

by ynotpe October 2, 2010

Monte Carlo

(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.

(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.

by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006

Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

by jaboigin October 29, 2018