neat cheat

Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.

That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Neat Nazi

Someone who bitches about neatness and perfection all the time. They also spend a lot of time trying to find the most meaningless and slightest imperfection in things just so they can go on some autistic ass rant about it.

When my mom saw my science project she immediately became a neat nazi

by Niggaroni daquan the 420th November 5, 2021

5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...

You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album

by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023

neat bones

very cool, either literally
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)

1. you: OMG! i love you!
me: NEAT BONES!

2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*

by misskenzie May 15, 2008

neat freak

A neat freak is someone who is obsessed about cleaning things up and keeping them clean.

My dad is such a total neat freak, that I get mad every time he wants me to clean up stuff and keep them clean!

by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025

Neat

Used for when you don't care about something just said. Another way of telling someone to fuck off

"I just beat my highscore!"
"Neat."

by who tf do you think? June 3, 2021

Neat

Neat is the slowest.

Neat = slow

by Neat = slow June 5, 2020