Testicular Fortitude

Something Tony Montana had, balls.

"I break my balls(Testicular Fortitude) for no one."

by Anthony69 July 5, 2006

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"

Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."

by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

testicular exoskeleton

The structure that gives balls firmness

I don't get as close a shave when my scrote is firm. Because like these ridge-y structures form, right, like a testicular exoskeleton, so any hairs between the ridges don't get shorn that short.

by Rabbit543 May 15, 2014

Testicular Lebronism

Having balls as big as Lebron

person 1 - bro im a testicular lebronist who follows Testicular Lebronism
person 2 - lemme see it :smirk:

by zerve October 2, 2022

testicular eruption

when you have ball cancer the final stage is

Testicular eruption when your balls explode

bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer

you supply’s gonna get cut off!

yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass

by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023