Cancer Testicle

A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.

Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far

by TheeScribe May 01, 2020

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squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 14, 2016

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Pablo Testicle

Pablo Testicle, otherwise known as el testículo, was one of the greasiest fugitives in Whoville history. Legend says that he escaped REDACTED Valley Maximum Security Prison, with only his bare testicle(s). He was a real sharpshooter. He passed away in 1666, due to the nature of the last three digits in his death year. How about a nice hot cup of Joe Biden?

"Hey man, the history textbook has a page dedicated to this dude who single-testicledly escaped prison!"

"No way bro! What was his name?"

"Pablo Testicle."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"

"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"

by AMatterOfFax November 09, 2019

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Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 03, 2009

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