en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

by Sexydimma March 26, 2013

kid temps kid

To have a dual personality around girls, This personality will urge the girls to chug cheap vodka, preferably Dubra and to make out with the man holding the vodka.

Any kid who tries to get girls drunk and shamelessly make out with them is a, "Kid _____ Kid".

Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid

by Cozz oz January 6, 2008

Room Temp

eating booty, Analingis

Her: Want some eggplant Parmesan?

Me: Is it hot?

Her: No.
Me: ...
Her: You will eat ass but not eat room temp eggplant Parmesan? WTF

by rahooligan505 June 14, 2019

Temp

A little bit of a fag but, indulges in sexual activities during twilight hour. Likes it in the butt.

Temp is a little nigger

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Temp

A little bit of a fag but, indulges in sexual activities during twilight hour. Likes it in the butt.

Temp is a little nigger

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Room temp refill

When you go for round two but it’s not hot - only meh

We had great sex but when we went for round two it was a room temp refill

by SchieBe February 13, 2021

en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "if and when you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2012