technology

Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new "average" weight, and cause mass unemployment.

Damn technology.

by Those Damn Digi-Fanatics March 14, 2011

Technology Budget Filibuster

The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.

"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy

"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard

"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.

by archyis July 7, 2009

bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010

Sandwich technology school

Horrid! Seagulls every where and the shit on you 24/7 and everyone stinks like weed. Jake birtwell is so small even a year 3 is taller then him. Holly porter is a poo face as well.

Random: have you heard of sandwich technology school

Random 2: yh it’s where the annoying people go

by Hdhdnjdndnsndjjsjf February 8, 2020

Food Technology Class

A class that you mess around with food and you get yelled by the teacher

Dillon: I got yelled by the teacher during Food Technology Class
Jeffrey: me too

by derpythincow February 25, 2021

Butterface Technology

Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.

I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!

by advfreak August 7, 2023

Wembley high technology college

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart

"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother October 21, 2020