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The Tasker

- when you just don't feel like working
- your tent needs to dry
- or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it
- a Tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower
- or sometimes you just want to leave work early

NOTE: there are unlimited Taskers at hand
NOTE: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a "sick day"
"...i cant come in today, we went camping and i think the tents and gear needs to dry"
His doing The Tasker!

"...my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago...i need to fix it"
His doing The Tasker!

"...it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case...you never know"
His doing The Tasker!
by Thats_funny November 12, 2012
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cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.
A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.
by Mild7 October 14, 2019
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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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tasterz

Tasty, delicious, scrumptious. Also spelled "tasters"
Sam: That looks tasterz!
Josh: It's so good. I love tasters food!
by BaberzSquaredShow December 17, 2008
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Tasker

The surname TASKER is an old 'occupational' name for someone who did tasks. In the same way that SMITH is for Black Smith.

Essentially English, but of French origin.
Mainly the task would have been reaping the grain at harvest time, but obviously Taskers did other tasks too during the farming year.
by WolfSkin March 13, 2011
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Tashed

The act of getting killed in an online game by a team mate unintentionally because they are greedily trying to steal kills from you.
OMG I was about to kill someone but got tashed!
by GonkLum December 23, 2013
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Tasker

A hood in South Philly from 30th street to 33rd street that got all the steppas that shoot shit.
you hear about them tasker niggas shooting up that corner last night?
by Glizzytrap October 26, 2019
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