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taffyfart

n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.
Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.

My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.
by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
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TARFAARD

Take A Running Fuck At A Rolling Doughnut.
And if you don't like my definition, you can TARFAARD.
by Captain Pedant February 4, 2012
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taffy pull

bro just got a taffy pull in the portapotty bro!
by chefmike February 28, 2016
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Tafazali

A MONKEY MORE USELESS THAN SAKURA WHO LOVES AFTANS WHO THEY FIND BECAUSE THEY EAT BANANAS
YOU MONKEY FAM GORILLA LOOKING
BOY YOU FISHY AFTAN
GORILLA MEANS TAFAZALI
by tafazali's mum June 14, 2019
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Taff the Laff

You would use this if you're looking to get the party started or cheer up your friend.
"Dude you've got to come over and help taff the laff for Jimmy"
by Yoinking Scoob April 20, 2020
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Tiffany's Law

No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts
All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law
by in your walls rn February 27, 2022
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Laffy Taffy Reach Around

When your hitting it from the back, and your balls reach around and give the clit a little love tap. Causing slight discomfort for the male specimen.
Mom... I'm sorry last night my balls kept giving you that Laffy Taffy Reach Around.
by YurthiPoo December 28, 2019
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