a depressing loner stinky teenage boy who has a small penis and a massive ego but is to frigid to make a mover even after dating for two months. he hates himself to an extent and has a weird relationship with your older sisters boyfriend. he is clapped and chopped and looks like he just came out of a failed "build your own boyfriend" with his unshaven moustache and yellow teeth and his chopped ah haircut. he repeats one outfit every single day and he never takes a shower and never talks to you in public if he sees you and you are dating. everytime you say anything about yourself he will make it about his depressing, antisocial, self loathing, loner life trying to make you feel bad for him bc he thinks its "rizz." when he finally wants to break up with you, which you have secretly wanted to break up with him forever but you couldnt bc you were scared he was going to kill himself, he ghosts you for a sold week acting like nothings hapening while shit talking about you to your sister, then when you finally confront him and break up with him he takes it nonchalantly which is so strange since he literally like 2 days ago called you the love of his life and how your so perfect, telling you that he never loved you and then he goes and tells everyone that he broke up with you but that never happened because you actually broke up with him. his ego is to high.
"whos that guy over there"
"thats sweeney"
"oh hell no is that that guy that is like super depressing even though he has a perfect life and has a chance to go to italy bc of soccer and could be set for life but he doesnt want to because he wants to quit soccer bc its "too much pressure?""
"yeah and he also is like a total dick to every single girl he has ever dated so no surprise that he is gay because he is so chopped and has no communication skills what so ever?"
"YEP"
"ew he is so ugly"
"fr he needs to shave his moustache and get new clothes"
"thats sweeney"
"oh hell no is that that guy that is like super depressing even though he has a perfect life and has a chance to go to italy bc of soccer and could be set for life but he doesnt want to because he wants to quit soccer bc its "too much pressure?""
"yeah and he also is like a total dick to every single girl he has ever dated so no surprise that he is gay because he is so chopped and has no communication skills what so ever?"
"YEP"
"ew he is so ugly"
"fr he needs to shave his moustache and get new clothes"
by ihatesweeneyjamesalexander March 5, 2025
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Get the my sweeneymug. A white speccy ginger boy. Who likes to roll his jeans up at the bottom and also thinks he’s not racist cause he has black freinds.
by JaySweeneyLikesFatCock June 24, 2020
Get the Jay Sweeneymug. Chelsea is a very sweet girl with amazing handwriting who comforts people when they have problems but at the same time can come out as very fun and quirky girl :)
by Loveable Chicken March 19, 2019
Get the chelsea sweeneymug. Another word for a dick or penis, often used in the suburbs of Norfolk to describe a person with large genitals.
by Finnbigdick June 4, 2018
Get the Sweeneymug. Person 1: Man, my maths teachers keeping me in all day );
Person 2: u know what they say, upa Sweeneys
Person 2: u know what they say, upa Sweeneys
by yesdabsis December 17, 2018
Get the upa sweeneymug.