Swedes

They have a boring ass reputation but actually they are great as f**k. They hate Norway and always makes jokes about how stupid they are. Pretty smart people,I mean look at IKEA, H&M and Pewdiepie. Also has pretty good looking hot girls. Often misstaken of being from Switzerland (oh hell nah).

Guy 1: Ew who are they? They're so grumpy and boring, must Swedes...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? They are from Norway!
Guy 1: Oh right... My misstake

by Frostisen October 14, 2017

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Swede

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by anonymous May 2, 2022

swedeness

The amount of how much of a Swede you are.

"You can't make assumptions about your swedeness based on the nationality of your grandma"

by Some Swede September 12, 2018

Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

by weednose. April 10, 2024

swede

Synonym for "Superior" and "a person from Sweden".
These people are always better than you.

btw you're gay lmao

Hey! Have you seen that swede guy?
Yea I know... He's so superior. :/

StrafinBox owns me and all!

by StrafinBox April 14, 2018