suicidal nut

when your about to nut, and you scream your dads name

*going to nut*
CHRIST!
*dad walks in*
DID YOU JUST SUICIDAL NUT

by Bartholomew p. winkleton April 23, 2018

The Bunny Suicides

This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.

Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.

There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.

by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna August 30, 2005

Suicidal

Suicidals are just angels ready to go home. Some Suicidals will actually go through with it. They play with knives, hang themselves up high, try to fly, consume too many pills, and that's sad. I feel numb, I don't feel anymore. Sepf-harm is all I know, its all I can feel. I've played with knives, consumed too many pills, I've even tried to hang myself up high... But the hospital closed up my cuts, and helped my survive the pills, my cousin found me before the rope killed my body. I want to die. But here's the thing... How can you kill yourself, if your already dead??? Cause I'm dead on the inside, but loving on the outside...

Suicidal thoughts: no one likes you, you are an ugly, stupid, fat, suicidal, a freak, and weird kid. Just die already.
Bully: fatty. Your ugly, your still alive?!?! Suicidal freak. No one cares about you.
Me: Help... Me... No one cares. Maybe I should just die... Like my brother did... With the knife... He always seemed happy... But he never actually was...
Suicidal thoughts: good thinking kid......
Bully: don't cry you crybaby
Suicidal thoughts: don't listen to him, don't cry, laugh like your insane, it'll scare him... And then u can kill yourself when you get home.

by My gun is loaded, SUICIDE!!!!! December 21, 2016

suicidal juanjo

When a man is too retarded to live, and decides to to throw himself on the tracks.

Oh no! Suicidal juanjo has ebola.

by SpanishHomunculus November 28, 2017

Suicidal Dropkick

A dropkick so destructive and devastating that when you kick its so powerful it rips you right in half.

Use the Suicidal Dropkick right now, not right now but rate now.

by spatenoptimator January 5, 2012

suicidalish

Adjective for suicidal. "like suicidal"

That song is suicidalish.

by 7thPeriod October 23, 2012

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016