Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 20, 2005
Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
by Paddy O'Toole January 05, 2011
Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.
by ican' March 02, 2020
When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
by Clark408 September 29, 2020
by FooSieben July 29, 2019
Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.
by Alfredo S. October 10, 2017
by Angry Cosack February 06, 2011