by Syph3r August 24, 2007

A crappy Jap car that could be good, if you decide to do an engine swap with an STI. But until that happens, this vehicle is usually associated with tons of rice loaded onto the car included but not limited to: fake gold "hand-painted" rims, overly large spoilers, body kits, "sound-systems" that are stock and have a cheap subwoofer and cheap amp. Also they may contain so-called "performance parts" like K&N air intakes, or filters, or NEW SPARK PLUGS! But none of these really do anything perfomance-wise on the car.
Random Dude 1: Hey Aaron check out Steve's amazing Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS!
Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!
Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!
by J-ooooo March 28, 2008

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.
Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.
by SmirkAndTerror December 7, 2016

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 1, 2023

Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

- I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he
- Who's Subaru?
- I call Patrick Subaru
- Who's Subaru?
- I call Patrick Subaru
by no ones overdosing March 8, 2025
