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ASC Alberta Subaru Club Canada

"Alberta Subaru Club"

Subaru enthusiast club for the region of Alberta, Canada.

Known as ASC
ASC Alberta Subaru Club canada, Albertasubaruclub.com
by Syph3r August 24, 2007
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Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS

A crappy Jap car that could be good, if you decide to do an engine swap with an STI. But until that happens, this vehicle is usually associated with tons of rice loaded onto the car included but not limited to: fake gold "hand-painted" rims, overly large spoilers, body kits, "sound-systems" that are stock and have a cheap subwoofer and cheap amp. Also they may contain so-called "performance parts" like K&N air intakes, or filters, or NEW SPARK PLUGS! But none of these really do anything perfomance-wise on the car.
Random Dude 1: Hey Aaron check out Steve's amazing Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS!

Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!
by J-ooooo March 28, 2008
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Punched out the back window of his Subaru

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.

Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.
by SmirkAndTerror December 7, 2016
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Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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The Subaru Fallacy

The false belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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Subaru

Another name for Patrick Star. It originated from a thread on the Spongebob fandom wiki page where a user refers to Patrick as "Subaru"
Kmh1481: "I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he"
Idoodle247: "Who's Subaru?"
Kmh1481: "I call Patrick Subaru"
by LeonesTM March 8, 2025
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Subaru Hair

Style of Haircut most associated with Subaru driving Lesbians. Short, above the ears and normally a well defined side part. Totally or mostly grey or white.
I see that Elisabeth Warren went to the stylist and got the Subaru Hair cut.
by Hawkeye 65 May 29, 2025
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