The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.
Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.
by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006
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When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
by omidog November 2, 2013
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"I feel as though my insides have collapsed and are eating me from the inside out, I shouldn't have skipped breakfast...I am so freaking third world starving!"
by abodon August 31, 2013
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by KPa232 June 23, 2009
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- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
by steinekrieg January 17, 2021
Get the starting with a sink full of dishes mug.A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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