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Stuart Gray

A Conservative die hard who's political views are on the verge of falling off the right wing of politics. He can be found saluting the queen, the red hand of ulster or having a ham shank over Maggie Thatcher. He often fantasizes over thatcher in stockings, playing doctors and nurses with harold shipman, and getting caught in y not shnecking tobin via gambit live. Overall he is a wee hun who claims he would play for northern ireland over scotland.

You often hear this chap before you see him, if you hear the following sounds you know this thug is within the vacinity:

- Glasgow Rangers Championee

- Im up to ma knees in fenian blood

- ive went duking for a bird and came up wiv a boner im my mouth

- I often look up to geoffrey leonard

- hello hello we are the billy boys

- Joseph Fritzel is a hero

- Here mate, never again

- Lets ave it

- Jog on

- I Ogreeeee
I was born under a Stuart Gray
by weeechaz March 24, 2010
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Stuart Little Syndrome

In which a human cannot handle the emotional grief of yeeting small rodents, even if they may be infected, because of a movie that featured a talking mouse with emotions equivalent to that of a human.
“He catches the dirty house mice and houses them in a box because he has Stuart Little Syndrome.”
by JosieTheWitch December 26, 2022
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Stuart's chemistry set

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"
by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004
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Stuart and the Ave

The ninth song on Green Day's album Insomniac, that was the successor to their big album, Dookie. This song can show what Billie (or the main character) would be feeling if his girlfriend betrayed him. And in recent years, it has been turned into a meme , not even showing the truth of the song, just having a picture of a man standing on a corner but also standing on the face of a popular person whose name is Stuart.
Standing on the corner of
Stuart and the Avenue
Ripping up my transfer
And a photograph of you
You're a blur of my dead past and rotting existance
As I stand laughing on the corner of insignificance
Well, destiny is dead
In the hands of bad luck
Before it might have made some sense
But now it's all fucked up
Seasons change as well as minds
And I'm a two faced clown
You're mommy's little nightmare
Driving daddy's car around
I'm beat down and half brain dead
The long lost king of fools
I may be dumb
But I'm not stupid enough to stay with you
Well, destiny is dead
In the hands of bad luck
Before it might have made some sense
But now it's all fucked up
Well, destiny is dead
In the hands of bad luck
Before it might have made some sense
But now it's all fucked up
We're all fucked up
You're all fucked up
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Stuart Little

A phrase used to alert your friends that a person of authority is near by.
BRO 1: YO MAN I JUST PIPED THAT BABE FROM FIRST PERIOD LAST NIGHT
BRO 2: STUART LITTLE!
BRO 1 AND 2: *silence*
by SweatyHaney September 17, 2021
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Stuart Hamm

A fantastic bassist. Most famous for being Joe Satriani's live bassist and for recordind with Steve vai, it is less well known that he has a solo career of his own and has produced the best albums ever alongside Rush. His style is a mix of slap and pop with some mad tapping bits thrown in, although he is arguably most famous as a bassist for his cover of Beethovens "Moonlight Sonata".

He now has his own Fender signature bass, testament to his skill and contributions to music from the late 80's up until now.

Also, has worked on two Rush tribute albums, as well as doing trio work with GHS. His trademark melody, feel and control are ever-present, and he is regarded rightly as one of the best bassists ever.
"Lol, y00z R all fagz lol1!111!!, M1k3 D1rnt/Mark H0pp8s/F13ldy is teh best bassor eva!111!!"

"get with the program freak, check outsome Stuart hamm!
by Giles2112 April 10, 2005
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stuart bothma

A beautiful chocolate which is sold in Cape Town South Africa!
It is by far the most delectable chocolate in all of Africa!

They come in a variety of flavors, including chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry!

People's favorite one, however, is the most common sort - a sower stuart bothma - its larger than all the others, and always has you coming back for more!
Boy: Man i love sucking on stuart bothmas, they taste awesome!
Girl: Meh, i think its a guy thing, i dont like the taste.
Boy: But they taste so nice!
Girl: I guess, but all that excess weight goes straight to my butt. :P
by Preson Pretorius June 28, 2008
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