girlfriend in training

(N.) A female who is still just a friend. A future Girlfriend and often, a future ex-girlfriend.

Melissa is no longer a girlfriend in training. But you say she just a friend.

by G-Union October 30, 2003

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Splaining

Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.

Splaining:
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 6, 2018

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strapping young lad

1. One who gains punani in a voracious way.

2. The New Flesh for all to hail.

1. "Why, I say; That fellow is quite the strapping young lad!"

"Quite indeed!"

"Rather."

"Surely."

2. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or

"The kids come running for Satan's ice cream truck."

by Hungy August 3, 2004

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Training for the Olympics

The act of taking a large healthy dump. This is usually a very long and painful process.

Where the hell is Leroy? We were supposed to meet here 20 minutes ago.

He had Chinese food last night and he wanted me to tell you that he'll be training for the Olympics this afternoon.

by rothead June 8, 2010

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training bra

A light-skinned, articulate, and often biracial African-American male that eases his caucasian friends into feeling comfortable around other African-Americans.

I was uncomfortable in West Philly until my frat initiated our first training bra.

by Trained Bra November 10, 2009

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Online Training

Internet porn.

I'm, um, catching up on my online training.

by beerandpizza August 26, 2009

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Strapping Young Lad

An extreme metal band made by the superhuman Devin Townsend, who also has an as epic solo band. Quite possibly the best band in existance.

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

Strapping Young Lad is commonly referred to as the band from Heaven /and/ Hell.

by extreme metalhead July 11, 2011

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