storted

Started and sorted

"Alright get storted class"

by pig of the skies November 7, 2017

Joe Stories

joe stories are:
A) those which cannot realistically be duplicated by other people;
B) those which seem to be made up entirely unless you know joe; and
C) a never-fail icebreaker

Matt: "Plans tonight?"
Ben: "Let's tell joe stories! Have you heard the one about the pie plate?"

by t-pow February 8, 2010

Pimp spit stories

Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.

I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020

french stories

An over-exagerated story that is completely unbelievable but the person telling the story claims it to be true.

MR French: At my old job, I repelled out of life flight helicopters and then before that i was a back-up dancer in a Mariah video.

Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.

by masked bandit September 1, 2006

stovied

When you've smoked too much and your cabbaged

Had a smoke last night and ended up stovied

by Gypsy roselee crystalballs January 23, 2016

stories girl

The annoying girl in your class that does nothing but tell stories, she is also emo and talks about how bad her life is.

Mackenzie is such a stories girl.

by asdfghjksert May 17, 2016

Stormed

Being overwhelmed.

Having too many things to handle.

I'm stormed right now. Can it wait?
Please give the task to someone else, I'm being stormed by everyone.

He was stormed by emotions after their breakup.

by theatomicbombick August 20, 2018