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Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once
Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!
by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025
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stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded
A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"
by somerandomretard November 14, 2022
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Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
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STONKS

A rise in anything and everything or to invest.
"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"
by Big schlong boi February 11, 2020
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stonks mirae

HDFC loss maker
Just tag stonks mirae when HDFC twins are down 5%
by pinkysingh May 22, 2023
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Stonks

i hav made stonks price high
by tehc March 1, 2022
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Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”
Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.
by Slykin May 4, 2022
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