Stoker

A MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy. Also known as Bilge Rats and Spanner Wankers. Usually recognised by the greasy blue overalls and wearing a pair of ear defenders around their necks.

Wiggy: There's smoke coming out of the engine room.
Slinger: Call the Chief Stoker, he's on duty tonight.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

Stoke-on-Trent

City in central England that is home to the most violent and hardened football fans in the country. Everyone that comes to Stoke should cower in fear. Officially the worst city in England and in the worst county Staffordshire. Anyone who doesn't like the place can fuck off back up their arseholes where they crawled out of and give up on being a stuck up cunt. Oh Stoke-On-Trent, is wonderful, Oh Stoke-On-Trent is WONDERFUL.
P.S. And its home to the Staffordshire Oatcake!!!! The most delightful snack available!!!!

'Ay up Duck'

'Fancy an Oatcake?'

'Aye Duck'

by Up The Potters March 28, 2005

stokesism

Similar to a witisism but much funnier, will often be innuendo or smutty. Will make a member of the opposite sex find you instantly attractive. A successful stokesism guarentees sex.

Man: hey, is he having sex with my wife?
Man2: yeah, he used a stokesism
Man: FUCK!

by cpt adam November 25, 2007

StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS)

Where a previous attractive female starts to let themselves go. This usually occurs within a few day's of moving to the area, but the affects can snowball. Usually leading to a complete transformation in a few weeks, typically six. Symptoms are tramp stamps and muffintops, followed by foul language and complete lack of anything feminine.

Worker 1 - Wow that new girl looks really attractive.
Worker 2 - Maybe, but give her six weeks for StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) to take effect and she will be a right ugly munter.

by Timmeh607 June 16, 2009

stode

when you've had enough hits of weed and are really high or blown. you wanna stay at that level of highness.. you're "good"

dude, i'm so stode.

by C&JR May 7, 2011

Stoel

A sick joke the Dutch people made up. They made it my last name and now I get shit for it because 1) No one knows how to say it right and 2) I get shit for it ANYWAYS.
Pronounced 'Stool' wrong or 'Stole' right

'Bri Stoel, stole what? HAHAHA.'

'Hey Foot Stoel, come here!'

'Hey Stoel sample/pigeon.'

by Bri Explosion February 12, 2009

Stokeo

A form of turkish disabled male, that really smells of sperm.

Look at that stokeo sitting in the drain

by Wooding November 6, 2010