Stoel

A sick joke the Dutch people made up. They made it my last name and now I get shit for it because 1) No one knows how to say it right and 2) I get shit for it ANYWAYS.
Pronounced 'Stool' wrong or 'Stole' right

'Bri Stoel, stole what? HAHAHA.'

'Hey Foot Stoel, come here!'

'Hey Stoel sample/pigeon.'

by Bri Explosion February 12, 2009

Man of steel

a 2013 flawed superman movie. sure its kinda good but the character development of kal el is mostly nonexistent, not terrible but not great either

Man of steel is the disappointing movie since xmen 3

its a shame man of steel hurt my expectations since henry cavill is perfect casting

of all the problems with the dceu superman franchise, henry cavill wasnt one of them, just the direction they did him with, man of steel shouldve been EPIC AND AMAZING but reality and execution gave us this instead. man

by syasayitagain0>users August 22, 2022

buns of steel

Danielle Steel's rock-hard buttix.

Danielle Steel must work those glutes, because she's got some seriously hot buns of steel!

by NiraMillson September 13, 2016

I like your shoelaces

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021

Dirty Diamond Steel

Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.

Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.

Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.

Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!

by IDropBombz June 12, 2011

Chords of Steel

The voice workout that Apollo Justice does (in Ace Attorney) to raise his voice when objecting in court.

Apollo: I'm just practicing my chords of steel workout.

by Apollo Wright September 26, 2014

Steel Beam

Something jet fuel can't melt. Used for support in buildings such as World Trade Centers.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

by Jim Hacking July 29, 2015