Staggering Pirate

A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.

Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.

by BongHeadDude July 17, 2011

shit staggering

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009

stanger

someone viewed as being a complete and utter nonce. can be used as another name

who's that guy?
that's piers. careful he's a complete stanger.

NB- not to be confused with stranger which isn't an insult

by mohomonkeyman September 25, 2006

Stager

A person who spends more time making sure their life looks good on Facebook and Instagram than they do enjoying it. Most of these people are tinks and payday millionaires.

I had to hide that stupid bitch on Facebook, she's a total stager.

by Frenchdawwg June 29, 2015

stainer

Apparently a slang word used by little black rude bwoy kids from the slums of london for a vagrant/tramp/down and out. Has to be said in a stupid voice though.

My mans a stainer ya get me.

by The Curious Orange January 30, 2006

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007

Steigerwalt

German for gay

Your one of those Steigerwalt Krouts

by Balls of the daddy July 30, 2011