Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 15, 2010

squishee

a noob fucktard who sucks at everything possible, fuktard thinks he knows every, is only 12 years old, fucks and molests old men, thinks hes better than everyone and tries to suck is fucking small shitty cock thats soft and squishy. Brags like a fuck in front of sluts and fucks.

omgwtf dont be a squishee
suck cocks if ur a squishee

im a squishee fucktard.

by squishee gayfuck March 1, 2005

squisheegurl

a really hot, smart girl whos hates preps and loves the simpsons,who also is in band.
backround: the simpsons; a screen name

someone online

by do_shutup7 June 4, 2004

squishedcheems

He only speaks the truth

squishedcheems doesn’t state opinions, his videos are only true statements

by NeverMet!! September 8, 2021

Squishadin

When you stick your floppy dick into the small opening of a glass bottle and get a boner, getting your dick stuck then having to shatter the glass bottle with your dick still in it.

I heard that Jimmy gave himself a Squishadin

by The other DOOD May 25, 2010

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011