squirrel

Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!

I don't brake for squirrels

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003

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squirrel

a sneaky/tricky person (somewhat neutral connotation)

Hoo, Talin is such a squirrel! He said he had a birthday party to go to, when actually he went to go fishing without me!

Hoo, Talin just squirreled my Mitsuken plate lunch!

Talin just squirreled out of detention!

Squirrely Talin was cheating on the whole test!

by Talin November 26, 2007

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squirrel

Some free-styling skateboarder from Widnes; MITCH!

If you know him, you'll understand!

by Psycho Dave November 24, 2004

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Squirreled

When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!

by Leonbaby June 19, 2019

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Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

by Jackalope Hunter April 01, 2010

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