Squeaker

Jocelyn's cousin

If your Jocelyn's cousin your probably a squeaker

by Jocelyn's Stepbro April 4, 2020

squeaker

1. A person who never seems to shut up or stop talking.

2. someone that is never quiet.

3. someone who constantly makes annoying noises.

shaun is a squeaker because he never shuts up.

by badwordmakerupper June 5, 2009

squealer

You will come across at least one of these people in your lifetime...squealer. There are two types of squealers that mean separate things. The social squealer is someone is asked to keep a secret, will instantly betray you. The other type of squealers are people you will date. They are the type of people to scream at anything, like even a cartoon has the potential to scare them.

Example: 1. Social squealer: "Hey Stephanie, just wanted to ask you if you can keep the thing about me and Travis on the low?". "Yeah, yeah your secret is safe with me." The next day the entire school knows because Stephanie is a social squealer, Poor girl.

Example: 2. Squealer boyfriend/girlfriend/friend: "AHHHHHHHH!" "Lizzie, calm down, it's just a water bottle."
"But Steven, the water moved!"

by Majorfool679 May 7, 2017

Squeaker

A little dumb cunt who has not yet reached puberty. He screams and trashtalks into his mic like a 7 year old bitch and cusses every second of their life. They try to come up with crappy insults and try to act out sexual acts they have never done before.

Normal guy: hi kid
12 year old: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!!!
Normal guy: chill brah
12 year old: IM BETTER THAN FUCKING DAEQUAN AND FUCKING NINJA AND OTHER FUCKING BAD FORTNITE PLAYERS!!!
*squeaker gets killed*
12 year old: AHHHHH HACKER HACKER HACKER!!!!
*squeaker just automatically just starts smacking his leg with his mic close up pretending he's having sex*

by Whyudothat September 10, 2018

Squeaker

Typically a xbox live 12 y/o who hasn't even lost his virginity but stills says he fucked your mum.These little shits often play fortnite 6-8 hrs a day rarely acting normal.They have no friends are un-trust-worthy and would be called a dissapointment even by those parents who are 100% good.These 12 y/o breeds masturbate alot,by alot I mean 4-6 times a day somtimes even 12 times a day!If you meet someone like this your unlucky you will be even more unlucky if you dont leave the game,party chat or session etc. They will take your loot no matter the cost,they will camp constantly and will rarely get a kill outside of their 'camping zone' because they always push the target.When they die they will blame it on the WHOLE team.Not ONLY that they do all that shit they will trash talk at whatever chance they have there favourite insult are your so trash,shut up, suck my dick and most annoying of all is I fUcKeD yOUr mOM.So that's a few symptoms of the squeaker.

Squeaker:your so trash bro your dogs hit
Me:as your a squeaker your opinion will never matter say goodbye because your getting kicked the party chat and game lmao bye

by Moderate_psychopath01 July 22, 2020

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.

Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by McKFC February 2, 2019