mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

ISLE SQUAT

ISLE SQUAT IS WHEN YOUR AT A STORE AND A CHICK SQUATS DOWN SUPER LOW TO STOCK THE SHELVES AND LOOKS LIKE A FROG READY TO MOUNT A ROCK HARD MAN POLE

MAN DID YOU PEEP THAT SUPER HOT ISLE SQUAT THAT TEENY GAVE ME A HARDY HAD TO TUCK IT IN MY UNDER WEAR BAND DUDE I FKN LOVE THE ISLE SQUAT MAKES SHOPPING WORTH WHILE NO MATTER WHAT STORE

by shannon motowakan October 21, 2011

squash it

To forget about something... an just be chill again.

Yeah Me and Tyrone were gonna fight but we desided to squash it.

by Bob Wilicon June 29, 2006

squat beat

To masturbate whilst in a squatting position.

Tell ya what dude, my legs are killing this morning, I spent all weekend squat beating!

Can't wait to get home, I seriously need to have a good squat beat.

by Eddie Bear January 2, 2009

Squashpumping

When a male ejaculates upon a squash (or similar produce i.e. cucumber, zucchini, large carrot sticks) then proceeds to insert jizz covered veggie into a woman's (or male) orifice of choice.

"I was Squashpumping Megan the other day; You should have seen the load I blew on that zucchini, dawg."

"I hope Julia doesn't choke on all of our cum when we start Squashpumping her"

"Wanna have a Squashpumping orgy?"

by TheOracle22 February 11, 2012

squat juice

the pleasing nice-smelling beverage which acumulates on the floor of squat raves- natural and nutritious, asbestos guarunteed!

ahhhh blud my face is all covered in sqaut juice

by kilroy April 21, 2005

Vibe Squash

Vibe Squashing is the act by which a person removes a negative topic from conversation by stating: Vibe Squashed. Typically, the scenario will involve illicit drugs and be used as a measure to prevent negative vibes from manifesting themselves into uncontrollable paranoia, but this does not have to be the case, and a vibe squash can be used in any social setting where negative vibes may exist. Once the vibe squashed is an accepted term amongst the group, any member of the group can interject the conversation with vibe squashed and the conversation must start anew.

Bill: Yo, what if the cops come or something while we're doing all these drugs, or something.

Ted: Hey man, vibe squashed.

Jake: The weather outside... Is weather.

by vibesquashed August 25, 2013