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Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.
Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching
by Lord McCready October 9, 2020
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The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.
Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!
by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008
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to scratch the old itch

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.
I just want to scratch the old itch.
by amar90 September 10, 2010
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Scratch the beef

To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.
I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX
by whofuckingcares December 27, 2009
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scratch cat

The Scratch Cat is the mascot of Scratch and the default sprite when opening a new Scratch project.1 This can't be changed. It is also the outline for the default icon of new Scratch accounts, replacing a previous version that showed a human silhouette.2 The Scratch Cat is a trademark of MIT3 and was drawn by Wing Ngan.4 According to Scratch Team member ceebee, the Scratch Cat is nonbinary, meaning that the cat does not identify as strictly male or female in terms of gender.5 However, many users, even some Scratch Team members, use male pronouns for Scratch Cat.
"anytime i make a new project on scratch a scratch cat appears in the middle of the screen"
by Sakura_animates December 13, 2020
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scratcher

An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.
Mannn those cats at body tattoo are scratchers.
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
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Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
by drsquatch November 6, 2019
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