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Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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Sprung

When a man is young and full of cum....
Francisco gets sprung when he sees veronica.
by Deeeeez Nuuuuuuutz June 2, 2018
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spring has sprung

a phrase meaning either " its time to get your behind of the couch and get going", "hey ho, let's go", " yoohoo, it's time to get a move on".

N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar
dude 1) yoohoo you lazy couch potato, spring has sprung. you know the saying if you snooze, you lose, right? now, get your ass of that couch and yellah.

dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?
by Sexydimma April 12, 2013
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sprunge

A male Chinese prostitute that works at a suite hotel so he can make "big money" from wealthy business men and sometimes politicians.
"Ugh, Ching Chong is such a sprunge."
by 5q1k3 February 11, 2014
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spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive
father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
by Sexydimma October 19, 2013
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SPRUNGE

gross in a sexual way OR if you see someone who you think is attractive that person is "sprungetastic" someone you would do naughty things with XXX
the book fifty shades of grey is very sprungey

andy biersack is sprungetastic

game of thrones has a lot sprunge ( great show btw )
by HatsuneMikuBean December 14, 2016
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gettin sprung

haveing sex with tom O.
"wheres tom we need to start gettin sprung."
by tom oreilly January 14, 2008
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