Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."

by boppa23 November 19, 2011

Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

spankledwarf

1. To spank a dwarf repeatedly
2. Funniest word to say

I love to spankledwarf!

by Jacob Lowe April 2, 2008

Smackledorked

A term meaning fooled around with

Bob: Time, he's not dead, he's just acting like it.

Tim: Damn it! that's the fifth time I've been smackledorked today!

by James Ritchardson January 17, 2009

Crackle spackle

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015

spracked out

very much under the influence of crystal meth or the act of doing meth

"Holy shit I'm so spracked out!" "You wanna get spracked out?"

by illsleepwhenimdead May 6, 2008

smackledwarf

when SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs thought that the health inspector was a fake thinking he was just getting free food.

"We've been SmackleDwarfed!"

by Anonymous July 23, 2003