If something is sporky it is the best. Everyone needs something/someone to be their spork as being sporky is super cool. Sporky people are hard to find but when you find one let them help you cos when their sporky ness rubs off on you then you because a lil spoon. I love sporky people, they’re the best!
This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.
I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.
The word Scorgy implies a plentiful bounty of goodfortune, taking the excitment of the expression " HE SHOOTS...HE SCORES!" and coupling it with the raunchy, sometimes catch 22 nature of "orgy". Originating in the halls of Fallston High school, scorgy is used to describe a multitude of things ranging from a group of skanks, to a performance on a "Personal Finance" exam.