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Spinal bleach

A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.
Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”

Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”
by thicccneck December 11, 2018
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Spinach

A leaf.
Spinach leaf.
by idk2023 February 15, 2021
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A spinapple is a spinapple.
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Spinach With Boobs

Adjective. An insult meant to confuse your friends. Go ahead and whisper it in their ear to see their reaction.
Me: *whispers in ear* Your a spinach with boobs
Bestie: Wtf does that even mean?!
by M. O. N. S. T. E. R. January 13, 2023
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pluckin that spinach

"Hey Timmy, what's going on?"

"Nada Dale, just pluckin that spinach"

"Oh yea, selling a lot of kitten mittens these days?"

"Knittin some right now - backordered through January!"
by shoffnee October 14, 2014
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spinach teeth

When you eat spinach and get this nasty dry feeling in your mouth.
"mom i don't want to eat my salad, i'll get spinach teeth again.
by popcornshrimp March 11, 2010
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Spinach Vomit-bomb

A type of hors d'oeuvres that either comes in a frozen package in the supermarket or is made at a banquet facility for weddings or similar functions. Quite often, the banquet facility gets these nasty little shits from those same supermarket frozen packages. The Spinach Vomit-bomb is a wretched piece of flimsy dough packed with the nastiest, most dried out spinach that tastes more like something you might scrape out of your pool when you reopen it. Typically used more as ammunition (see Assembly-safe Shuriken), these pieces of unforgivably disgusting shit can usually be found in piles on serving trays by the time cocktail hour expires.
Jim: "God, I was almost hungry enough to eat a few of those Spinach Vomit-bombs they were serving."

Jack: "Glad you didn't, now we have more ammo to pelt Aunt Rose and Uncle Dave with."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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