Baja Speedball

Xanax + Adderall + shot of tequila. Preferably taken in small doses throughout the day.

Went down to Cabo for the weekend, Dave and I were doing Baja Speedballs all day on Friday.

by SwishaaSweet July 24, 2020

Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021

Yuppie speedball

All the other definitions here are incorrect. A yuppie speedball is a coffee and a mimosa (an upper and downer, like a real speedball), often consumed at an overpriced brunch attended by yuppies.

I’ll have a grapefruit mimosa and a cup of fair trade coffee, I need the yuppie speedball today

by ka_usc October 21, 2021

Office-drone Speedball

Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.

This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.

Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!

Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!

by Mike What January 25, 2020

Preppie Speedball

When a young, white, upperclass person drinks 2 redbulls and then takes 2MG on Xanax behind it.

Man that preppie speedball kicked my ass.

by Kimmer24 August 6, 2009

Beaner Speedball

Railing a line of Adderall, while on Valium. Referred to as, "beaner," because a real Speedball is heroin and coke, adderall representing coke, while valium is substituting heroin.

I snorted two lines of addy an hour after popping three valium, the beaner speedball fucked me up for english class.

by adavvgum May 26, 2010

California Speedball

Unlike the traditional speedball (heroin and cocaine), an inhumane quantity of LSD is added to the contents of the syringe.

"Then we're all in agreement. If Hillary gets elected, california speedballs all around. It takes a village."

by d2p June 10, 2009