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Ur species eat feaces

All other 'ur' comebacks are invalid once this has been used, as it will defeat all who hear this mighty phrase, and make every dimension 1-∞ collapse
"ur mom gay"
"Yeah? Well ur dad lesbian"
"Is that so? Cause ur granny tranny!"
"Oh yeah? Ur grandpa a trap"
"So what? Ur family tree LGBT"
"Ha! Well ur species eat feaces."
by Jazzhanz123 April 11, 2018
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Species Dysphoria

A mental illness wherein, you think you are a different species. This usually means loudly stating you are said animal every opportunity you get, being obsessed with anime, asking people to pet you, and talking in a cutesy manner. Almost exclusively wolves, foxes, horses, cats, and bunnies, and other cute mammals.

Notably, none of these individuals have enough confidence in their belief to go into the wilderness and live like the animal they repeatedly claim they are.
Tony: Wow what a hard day at work. I can't wait to eat my ice cream and wind down!

Jack: oh, sorry bro, i ate all the ice cream in the freezer.

Tony: UWU I'M A FOX AND IM VERY MAD. I WANT MY CREAMIES! COVER MY FOX FUR IN CREAMIES!

Jack: Oh no, you've contracted Species Dysphoria!
by oogaboogafittatoogalamooga March 18, 2023
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Speciest

It is basically sexist but with different species.
You are speciest because you said I can’t play with a dog cause I am a human!
by Monica Price November 21, 2017
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shechiever

A woman who makes her mark in the world by achieving great things for her self and others
Diana got promoted after she raised all that money for charity. Wow, she is a shechiever!
by ragnarodin August 23, 2014
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Speechie

A person involved in the activity of forensics, but usually is more involved in the speech aspect of speech and debate.
Only speechies will understand the feeling of willingly waking up at five in the morning to spend an entire Saturday giving speeches
by Thepoetbrainiac June 28, 2015
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Spechcies

The actual fucking way to pronounce species correctly, with Dutch/Danish English natively and naturally.
I discovered a rare new spechcies today, a Bee-fucks-Fly.
by ThatonedudEric October 9, 2019
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Speciesism’s hallmark

A gesture to the fact that allowing Speciesism to persist without some type of government over watch to keep it in check may over time greatly increase the chances of major disease pandemics happening, including diseases that have the ability to kill large numbers of people.
Dan: Its really sad that so many people have died from Covid-19.
Baxten: It is sad, but what’s even sadder, at least in my opinion, is the fact that all of this may have been averted if the Obama and Trump Presidential Administrations had done a better job trying to pass regulations to reduce the impact of Speciesism by doing things like requiring pet insurance to provide coverage for preventive health care visits and pressure states to pass regulations to reform their animal healthcare systems to make them more effective, accessible, and cost efficient.
Dan: That part I also agree with you on. Disease outbreaks like this are Speciesism’s hallmark after all.
by Vanguard 1998 March 12, 2021
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