spag

internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis

yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky

by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018

spag

a spag is a complete and utter idiotic, useless person.

“I forgot it again.”

“I’m startin to think you’re a fuckin spag!”

by scrotumsoldier October 5, 2023

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

spag

sped fag

you are a spag

by nyxnstrixz August 8, 2022

Spag Bag

A boy who is oddly thicc even though he isn't a girl.

The girl exclaimed, "Dang! Look at that Spag Bag over there! He has such a nice ass!"

by Gpcart May 27, 2018

Spag

A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.

Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.

“Did you hear what she said to me?”

“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”

by spagotry December 21, 2020

little spag’s

When you send a soft dick pic to someone you like.

“Did you really send your crush a soft dick pic last night?”

“Yeah I sent her a little spag’s.”

“No shot that works”

“Just wait and see”

by Pussyslayer6000 March 28, 2019