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Spag

“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.
I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022
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Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.
GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
Poor guy has spag disease
by Mrbigga April 27, 2023
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Spagging

To chill or relax
"Nah I'm not coming out, I'm just spagging out at home"
by Gwayney January 30, 2020
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little spag’s

When you send a soft dick pic to someone you like.
“Did you really send your crush a soft dick pic last night?”

“Yeah I sent her a little spag’s.”

“No shot that works

“Just wait and see”
by Pussyslayer6000 March 28, 2019
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Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag
by Ceynan September 2, 2016
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Spag

The name of the famous squishyspag
Spag shut up you're British
by Baden1212 December 31, 2021
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spag

look at that fuckin spag walking in front of us
by mopheadnemo September 9, 2021
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