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Silver Beach Sipper

A sexual act in which a soft drink is poured into a vagina and slowly sipped out with a straw. It is called the "Silver Beach Sipper" Because it occured at Silver Beach in St. Joseph, MI.
by Poopsalad1 August 28, 2009
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shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.
1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.
by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010
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Ray Stoppers

Give me your best pair of designer Ray Stoppers
by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008
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sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.
"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"
by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008
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Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."
by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010
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Supperficial

Dinner that looks great but actually tastes like crap.
The Griswold family turkey looked amazing but was completely supperficial.

My wife and her damn supperfical dinners; just like plastic food for tv commercials.
by J SPENCER September 30, 2011
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Sap Sipper

The male equivalent of a throat goat, The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life. Usually known and open to the community.
Friend: why do you still talk to him ?

Me: because he’s a real sap sipper
by The Leo ♌️ December 24, 2021
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