Bangin' a softie

The act of having sex with a fat person.

I threw up in my mouth a little when I walked in on my roommate bangin' a softie.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

fabric softener

what is fabric softener

is this fabric softener

by what is fabric softener March 9, 2017

Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.

"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

by dueyfinster May 16, 2012

soflekto

The tip of the belt that sticks out past the last loop in your pants.

You glance at the mid section of an individual and exclaim
"you have a very large soflekto"

by Crim Light July 15, 2005

I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 7, 2008

I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 9, 2008

Softee

The act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the penis fails to harden. Resulting in a fistful of limp penis flesh.

Oh man, my dick is so sore from the softee that chick gave me last night!

by St.Phillips the thirteenth September 23, 2011