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Snooze Bone

When you fall asleep during sex
I was fucking that bitch so hard I got a snooze bone
by Beeendeee July 11, 2019
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Snooze Splooge

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses
by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019
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am snooze

what you say when you're awake but someone is yelling at you for sleeping
person: WAKE UP
other person: am snooze
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Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)
1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.
by RealToesHours June 22, 2019
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Tiger snooze

I just laid down for a 15minute cat nap but it ended up being an hour long tiger snooze
by Nathanyafag May 7, 2017
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Snooze Dream

The dreams you have after you hit the snooze button. These are usually the best dreams.
Snooze Dreams are often ended by the pitiful wail of the alarm clock.
by PhilipLikesHugs February 3, 2017
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smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.
by JMW92 August 20, 2013
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