Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 15, 2024

s'mother'ed (smothered)

Where a mother hovers over her child so closely that the child cannot breathe. Usually related to teenagers that do not do their homework on a weekly basis.

Antonym- S'father'ed- fathers that are "cool" or do not care about their child to the extent of where the child loves the father more than the mother because of it.

Fathers can tell their child to do their homework without "smothering" them. The word is in the name:s"mother"; youve never heard of someone being s"father"ed to death..
s'mother'ed (smothered)

by Sup3rm4n!! March 25, 2010

nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024

don't smother the baby

Don't knock something before you try it.

John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."

by pentaodin August 01, 2024