when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's
by Dave buttox May 17, 2004
A euphuism for sexual intercourse.
by Captain20 October 20, 2013
When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.
So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.
by SlimTim June 26, 2016
by lexi July 01, 2004
Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.
by gyrussfanx May 08, 2007
Women know that they should always wipe front to back. But there is always lots of dirty bitches who wipe back to front. In doing so it causes the puss area to smell like a dirty garbage dumpster, Hence the term smear it forward.
Paula must not have been taught to wipe properly by her mother, cause I cought her smearing it forward while she was getting ready to go out. Later that night after a few drinks, I went to suck the snapper and I noticed the stench of rancid ass and sharp cheese all in the bottom of a garbage dumpster. Damn it Paula why do you smear it forward?
by Susan & Devon November 20, 2006
Taco Smear:
When a man shits into the females asshole while its being held open and gaping. The man then pours extra chunky salsa, mild sauce, beans and cheese into the asshole on top of the mans shit. Next you can use a spoon or straw to eat the tasty treat out of your lovers asshole
When a man shits into the females asshole while its being held open and gaping. The man then pours extra chunky salsa, mild sauce, beans and cheese into the asshole on top of the mans shit. Next you can use a spoon or straw to eat the tasty treat out of your lovers asshole
by Chili-Dogg March 24, 2009