Sloppy Joe

When two girls are scissoring and their beef touches

Guy: You think those two girls got their sloppy joe on last night?
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.

by cunt burger 2 January 25, 2011

Sloppy joe

the act of taking a "greaser shit"(taking a large dump with a dip of tabacco) not wiping your ass. leaving the shit bake in your toilet for weeks then taking a shower with shit still covering your ass then keeping the dip in for weeks at a time.

dude that was a hell of a sloppy joe.
my ass stunk for weeks after that sloppy joe.. but my dip is still great.

boomer simms and azdum all three took a sloppy joe in grammies bathroom at one point in time.DAMN!

by the devil from the nc of pa November 3, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When your bonin' a chick in the ass and after you cum in her ass you pull it out, smush them together with your cock in the middle and wipe it off between the cheeks.

"I really liked the sloppy joe you gave me last night. But it sure did itch."

by Meat Helmet July 24, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When you take a dump and then a chick/dude licks your ass instead of using toilet paper.

I was giving him a bumpkin, but I got hungry and gave him a sloppy joe.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When you clap your asscheeks while you shit

Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Sloppy joe

A sex move. When a woman puts slopy joe in her vagina then a man licks it off.

I gave Brittney a sloppy joe last night

by EmoCookies June 28, 2009

Sloppy Joe

Anal sex after the reciever has ingested laxatives. Works best after letting the laxatives take effect. After pulling out, you pretty much have a chili dog, but that definition is already taken with a whole new meaning, so this is now called the "Sloppy Joe".

"Tracy took several X-Lax tablets hours before Keith rammed her bunghole, so when he removed his penis, he noticed they had made a sloppy Joe"

by Tonya and Steve February 13, 2008