safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

Scissors

The act of using both fists to simultaneously punch someone in the face and crotch.

That guy is really pissing me off. I think I'll give him a taste of the scissors!

He scissored me like a piece of paper in an art shop.

by Calculus4Lyfe December 17, 2009

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

skisors

Another way to say Siscors

Freind: Can I use your Skisors
Fren: Shure

by Lennu April 28, 2017

scissors kink

a kink involving scissors. for more information please visit the song "let's have a kiki" by scissor sisters. Produced by the Kiki Institution on Mental Instability.

I have a scissors kink

by Kiki ;) March 25, 2019

Skisors

its a fun way to say scissors

i like Skisors

by Rose:) :) :) August 25, 2022

Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

by April Robertson December 27, 2016