Skeeted

when someone sells you less than what you've paid for. Usually used when referring to drugs.

Man, I'm pissed that he skeeted me on that gram.

by thisonebitchyoureallydontknow February 18, 2013

Skeeted

A ritual performed by the Azukeelah Tribe in Tanzania in Africa. Skeeted is the past tense of the word skeet. It involved the male pulling out his penis before ejaculation and cumming on the females face to prevent pregnancy.

I skeeted on that bitches face last night.

by GreenSmurf June 21, 2009

Skeet

To Squirt the love juice

I skeet skeet skeet all over the room after she <insert sexual activity here>

by Brodieman April 22, 2004

skeet

to ejaculate and blow your load

i skeeted all over your moms ass

by Nick May 13, 2005

skeet skeet

When a person steals your TV, the noise ther MJ's make on your parquet floor. "skeet Skeet"

my shoes are skeet skeet on this parquet floor.

by El Fabuloso January 15, 2006

Skeet

(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.

(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.

"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."

"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"

by TheTurtle June 9, 2005

skeet skeet

To cum or jizz on a face of oject of the body :

skeet skeet skeet like a waterhose

by Kty August 1, 2007