Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019

sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

shitting on my balls

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

by joe Dion August 1, 2007

shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.

Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?

by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018

Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.

by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009

sittin on ice cubes

sitting on ice cubes was invented by nick davis it is used for critisizing somthing stupid that someone says by using a term that is absolutly retarted because who would sit on ice cubes

GUY 1: i could have that girl if i wanted her but i dont want her.

GUY 2: man u sittin on ice cubes u idiot

by ginger kid April 30, 2006

sittin' on it

sittin' on it is a term used for men who want to get laid. it is a very abrupt way of asking but hey you gotta get laid right?

I told her to get sittin' on it and she practically jumped on it!

by Zechariah Troth March 4, 2009