Siri

Siri is the most sexiest person you will ever meet, so treat him right! You wont be able to find better person than him. He have a massive penis of 42 cm, and beautiful boddy. And if you think it's a girl or guy from iphone, it's not! It's a real boy, so don't lose him because of his sick nickname. He will do anything you want, just like one from iphone. He will always help his friends. So don't lose him!

Hey yall, Siri's comming

by windfcker November 22, 2021

Siri aphasia

When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.

"Waltz rhyme are Uzi betting here?" What kind of Siri aphasia is that?

by sensei10 August 25, 2023

Siri

Siri is robot on your iPhone that can help you with problems.

me: “Hey siri”
siri: “ yes”
me: “what’s the weather today?”
siri: “it’s 56 degrees”

by teddybeargigi May 13, 2020

Siri for really

A cute way of saying “wow, is that true”

For reals!

definitely a reference from a UK tv show but can’t remember which one.

Boyfriend “I got you a pressie”
Girlfriend “what?! Siri for really”

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Siri valli

A beautiful girl with spectacles. She says she has many friends but only likes 2 of them the most. Her voice makes you get out of a coffe shop. She's Cringe but cute.

Siri valli 's only friends are hasini and amartyan!

by Herobest06 June 6, 2022

siri

Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.

Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Urban Dictionary Demoman April 14, 2016

Siri

A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button

I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(

by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017