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Simpleton

I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton
by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023
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Simpologian

The bible of Simpology, the study of Simping and the psychology of the Simp
I'm a master Simpologist, and my studies of the Simpologian scriptures have led to findings that Simps are Simps by the Laws Of The Universe
by gammaray428 January 30, 2024
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Smolton

As hot (n'ice) as it gets, like iron gases denuclearizing beyond plasma to strange-starfire. There's nice! ๐Ÿ‘ And there's NICE! ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒž And then there's Smolton
"Look at this Venomoth on the side of route 66! It must be S-Tier!"
"That may be cool but you see that Pikachu? That Pikachu is Smolton, don't miss this opportunity over some Venomoth"
by LurkasaurusReximus June 16, 2025
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Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said โ€œLook I ainโ€™t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.โ€
by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023
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