shreevesh

A rich man with a small black dick. He is very funny and makes his friends laugh. He is kind and honest. He is not good with the women but he does very good with the men.

Be happy to have a shreevesh in your life!!!

Shreevesh is a good woman

by Soompie April 21, 2022

Shreevesh

Shreevesh is a rich man with a small dick. He is very kind and funny. He makes his friends laugh. Although he is not good with the women, with the men he is an expert in fixing.

Shreevesh is a handsome Indian Punjabi

by Soompie April 21, 2022

Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

shrivel up your dick

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

by bigdickivan September 19, 2022

Shreves

Shreves is an item, most importantly a topping, the perfect topping for a fantastic putt party with all of your party goers gathered. You can't go wrong with more the recommended amount of Shreves, most people add a lot extra.

"Hey bro, this looks quite dull, how about you add some more Shreves." Aswell as "Can I get some Shreves on this? I really wanna impress a girl tonight!"

by Tyson and friends November 26, 2022

shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic

"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"

by h080e February 15, 2023

Shrieker

The second part of the graboid lifecycle that is bipedal and uses heat to hunt its prey.

These Shriekers communicate with each other by a very bad shrieking sound, they also multiply by eating too much food. They hunt with heat sensors on top of their head.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024