ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 November 09, 2007

to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty

To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.

by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 02, 2009

Shizz (Shit Rizz)

When a man is both corny and confident enough to be funny and also flattering at the same time.

I got that shizz (shit rizz)

by DudeWhyBRUH April 16, 2024

shizz-ur

stereotypical wigger slang for the word sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the word.

Do you like Eminem?
For shizz-ur!

by Pseudonym March 29, 2004