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shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.
so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!
by never mind February 2, 2005
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Shit-bucket

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).
''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"
by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021
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Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
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Shitlucked

Having bad luck; no hope for someone.
This project is shitlucked.
by obladee December 9, 2010
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ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.
Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!
by CJB1984 May 15, 2017
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Shitfucker

Someone that have the gift to make a messy situation even more garbled, in the most of cases taking a personal advantage on it.
Willy is a shitfucker!

He convinced the boss to use his crappy solution to hide performance problems.
Now he has got been promoted and I have to deal with that mess.
by ||||42|||||| April 24, 2018
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