Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

as shit

To a great extent or degree; very

That movie is funny as shit!

by GaderKadoz July 6, 2022

Hip as Shit

A person of business at the cutting edge of current trends and fads

Geez Laura, that Pharmacy is Hip as Shit! 💣💥

by Widerstand May 17, 2023

Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.

Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.

by omnmin007 February 3, 2026

Dumb as shit dickwad

The name says it all

"Fuck off you Dumb as shit dickwad"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009