When you sucking a guys d*ck and its so small you can't deep throat it so you just shallow throat that small d*ck
by Payne Murray December 04, 2015
a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"
Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!
by balls.on.the.road July 30, 2009
Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb!
by SB.Z. August 19, 2011
Some thing smart to say if you are Petarded. Commonly said by a person who watches family guy. Said to piss someone off.
This meat loaf is shallow and pedantic- Peter Griffin
You:You're shallow and pedantic
Someone: STFU!!!
You:You're shallow and pedantic
Someone: STFU!!!
by W.I.P. January 13, 2009
Penetrative sex where the penis goes in, but only a little bit in; reaching only shallow depths. Problem caused often either by inability to get a full erection
The lower third of the vagina is the most sensitive; try getting him to dip the tip into just the shallow end
by Funnewsonly May 06, 2016
States in the southern united states that could step in and be the deep south if need be because they exhibit a lot of the same socio-economic cultural stereotypes
e.g. Arkansas, oklahoma, tennessee, south carolina
e.g. Arkansas, oklahoma, tennessee, south carolina
by saucynoodles January 06, 2009
A person who is a fan of a video game series/band/film series, but only for a reason that is, ultimately, irrelevant to the thing they're a fan of. They're also the most vocal kind of fan, unfortunately. They usually flip shit when the thing they loved is gone, even though the true fans don't give a flying fuck either way.
Dumbass: OMG I can't believe that Band X switched singers! I'm sooo over them! They're nothing without the original singer!
True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.
Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!
True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?
True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.
Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!
True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?
by Herp Derp McDumbass March 05, 2012